youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

i am NEEDY and CLINGY and need constant reassurance that you CARE

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handjob:

terrakion:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

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earthdad:

cokeproblem:

earthdad:

one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out

ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?

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repeals:

"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."

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skypestripper:

when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur roomimage

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